I Hate Crocs Dot Com is an international Crocs charity based in
Canada, with the aim of eliminating Crocs worldwide by the mid 2007.

We are here to help. We are a resource for the healthy people trying
to help stop the Crocs epidemic. We are a resource for the infected
people wearing Crocs who want to be healthy again. We believe that
armed with the proper education, common sense and a little
intelligence, the Crocs pandemic can be stopped.

We are, first and foremost, attempting to quell the torrents of
misinformation that the general pubic is receiving. One common
misconception is that wearing a pair of Crocs is okay. It is not okay.
Crocs are full of holes, made of low-grade foam and ugly as sin. Crocs
beg for both insult and injury.

Question: Why are Crocs being tolerated?

Answer: Mass insanity.

Let us look into the past: In the early 1990s, a brand of shorts and
pants called Zubaz were invented by two bodybuilders. Somehow, these
tight zebra-print shorts and pants became wildly popular, selling $100
million worth of product in 1991 alone. Why did this happen? The
answer is, again, mass insanity. Today, one virtually never sees Zubaz
clothing. This is because anyone wearing Zubaz will look idiotic and
be ostracized and rightfully so. With time, everyone will realize the
same about Crocs.

Question: Why, then, does this site exist?

Answer: Because Crocs can't go away fast enough. Our mission is to
speed up the natural process of regaining sanity and make this world
just that much less ugly.

To find out what you can do to help, please refer to navigation panel.


                                                                 - Vincenzo & Kate

 

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